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Monday, December 12, 2005

Liquid Petroleum Acquires Radical Insurgent Wing, Attacks Hemel Hempstead



Bang! Big bloody bang! Massive great big bloody noise!






Cyclists, pedestrians, breathable oxygen declared legitimate targets; evacuees form shit-scared, orderly, slightly irritated queue; revenge attacks reported on central heating systems, cigarette lighters; government, moderate petrol elements in mediation talks.

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